She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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