all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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