I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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