But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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