Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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