Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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