...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's blow job season.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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