WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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