So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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