This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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