he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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