the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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