Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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