Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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