But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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