i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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