lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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