at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
