she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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