I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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