great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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