can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
