my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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