So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
