I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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