Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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