In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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