For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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