I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
