hell yes lets make some ravioli
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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