i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
