new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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