if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
