you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize
