hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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