pedialite and red bull = repair kit
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
