I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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