So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
this will be a night to untag.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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