I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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