I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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