Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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