Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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