she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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