Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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