No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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