This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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