Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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