I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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