It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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