Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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