so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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